youngstero: I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
-liamjpayne: the awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it follow my blog
healthypenis: remember that girl you called whore? she gets paid to have sex because she likes sex and money. that boy you called faggot? he loves dick up his ass. that girl you called fat? she eats more than your family together because she wants to. that guy you called poor? he is poor because he’s too busy running a blog to find a job. that old woman you made fun of on the street? she is just...
aquus: fool me once shame on you fool me twice youre an asshole stop doing that
2012 will be over in about 4 months how did this happen
Is it sad that I didnt even know kristen and rob were dating in the first place I feel like like I’m 15 going on 50 tbh
liampaynetration: I can’t wait to turn 18 because I’ll be instantly hot that’s how the rules go
nintendoggystyle: do #1 pencils even exist
thatsmoderatelyraven: sometimes i wish that i was one of those girls who are really nice to everyone with really long hair and always wore really cute clothes and reblogged pictures of fashionable outfits and inspirational quotes and the sun but thats just life
ccolfer: the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and...
bohemianrhapsodomy: the year is 2069 everyone has a sly smile on their face all year
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop\ ~widom of confucius thx i r eall y needed that tumblr
ploma: have you ever peed and felt like a new person?
alldressedupandnowheretogoat: mermaidest: cant tell if firework or gunshot in america it’s usually both
thatsmoderatelyraven: god forbid someone typing your instead of youre
if uglyness was measured in bricks u would be the... →
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Just. Let Google+ die. No one cares. No one. Let it go. It’s okay. You’re still wildly successful. We all make mistakes.
cockstreetboys: my favorite part of the 90s was when my dad blew his load in my mom
mrsstamos: Everyone could get it (and by “it” I mean God’s love)
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs First piece of bread in a loaf.
coagulates: i just logged into my myspace and I see a message from Colbie Caillat and then I opened it…
dietchola: my friend was showing me memes this morning and i was pretending to laugh but then i started laughing at my fake laugh and they turned into genuine laughs so she just kept showing me more it was the worst thing that has ever happened to me
commanderinqueef: using your high school diploma to roll a blunt
wheredafoodat: le-eightzer0one: adrians: why are the parents allowing this to continue there are tears omg i’m crying
crystalindulgence: I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
soujizz: what if you said to someone “suck my dick” and they actually did what would you use as a comeback then
whoresilee: tell ur boyfran if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i aint f*kin scared of him
deerpong: I have an MP3 of my nudes
fugrats: yeah i go the club all the time what of it
21stsextury: in truly successful relationships no one wears the pants